I'm Gideon Israel Dsouza. Check out my CV on Careers. (gidisrael-at-gmail-com)
I've been teaching myself programming since I was about 11.
I have the odd need to know how everything works and play with C#, Ruby, Perl, Haskell and Arduino. Check out my CPAN modules and my side project : http://www.tryperl.com
I will usually edit your question or answer if it's a huge block of unstructured text :)
Behold my Unicorn: